Flesh-Colored Shorts

As I ran through my neighborhood this past weekend, I saw a man approaching. He was out for an afternoon run too.  Then I thought to myself, "Is he nude?". As he got closer I saw that he was not nude but was instead wearing flesh-colored running shorts. But not just any flesh-colored running shorts. These were short, flesh-colored running shorts that were drenched in sweat. They had become short, flesh-colored see through running shorts. As we passed each other, I think I saw “it”.